and we all fall now

you're only as tall as you'll let yourself be.

August 12, 2014 11:01 pm
medievalfantasist:

gicknilbert:

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

medievalfantasist:

gicknilbert:

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

(Source: cineraria, via assholemermaid)

10:04 pm 10:01 pm

hoe-bana:

Me when I have kids

(Source: shaeried, via erick-the-human)

10:00 pm
heatheryourfellowfangirl:

sapiosexual-musings:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this



I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

i want this book

heatheryourfellowfangirl:

sapiosexual-musings:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

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I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

i want this book

(Source: m3lodigression, via ghost-of-franks-vagina)

9:59 pm 9:58 pm
epic4chan:


They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’

epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’

(via ghost-of-franks-vagina)

9:55 pm

shaunofthebread:

zaynmaliki:

I’m at Disneyworld and tonight in honor of robin,the magic kingdom’s firework show was named genie’s wishes,and in the end they said “genie,you’re free”

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(via kankri-triggerwarning-vantas)

9:53 pm
cumber-hiddles:

scorpswimmer:

This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you

you do realize that this is really hurtful right?
i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself. 
to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.

cumber-hiddles:

scorpswimmer:

This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you

you do realize that this is really hurtful right?

i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself. 

to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.

(via ghost-of-franks-vagina)

July 22, 2014 1:07 am

varachan333:

onyxdragonlady:

angellust155:

thegoronmoron:


but have you guys seen his girlfriend????

they are total babes

OMG!!!!!!

I love them so much! 

Always reblog Anthony and Alyssa!!!!

(Source: oceanisfuckingawesome, via ulquire)

1:05 am

whoarefranzferdinand:

fiftyshadesofkoenig:

danauercool:

u know arctic monkeys is actually a cute name but when u see who’s in ithe band

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vampire weekend is the opposite though

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franz ferdinand is exactly what you expect

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(via teamfreekickass)